Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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