Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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