do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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