from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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