Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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