just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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