i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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