so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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