yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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