I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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