i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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