No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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