Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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