I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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