new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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