this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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