Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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