i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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