She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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