Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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