i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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