it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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