Are we in a gay sports bar?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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