Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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