votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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