Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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