I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just google imaged poop.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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