I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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