Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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