I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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