dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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