I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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