If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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