Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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