I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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