you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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