Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Operation Purity has been aborted
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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