One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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