best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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