I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
