He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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