I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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