I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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