STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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