Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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