u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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