Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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