somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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