matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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