her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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