You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
