just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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