make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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