Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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